Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a bitch.
Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” Just saying…
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Dear Ugly People,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Dear White People,
Don’t you just hate immigrants?
Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Every iPhone User
At least you get picked up….
The Girls of Jersey Shore